Reds beat Yankees at The Bronx… it’s an Oh, Men°, man!

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🎶 Ohhhh say, can Ewe see?

… and Richard M. Nixon says:

It’s O’ Kay, Cousin Joe, bring in the clowns, give babies guns and hug a crazy person on the subway.

Any hoot, The Morjo Show is coming live from his Yacht in Nantucket. Long story short, that motherfucker has changed.

It’s called The América Cup, and Uruguay just gave them United States in that CONTINENT, a pink slip to Springfield.

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Meanwhile in Buenos Aires, It’s “No Yo’res por Mí Argentina”, because the soup kitchen here is open.

Later tonight, it’s Cristiano Ronaldo’s moment of truth with The French, will Griezmann finally take that focking Seven from that Saudi League has–been? Or will CR7 send Les Bleus back to Paris 15éme?

Across La Mancha 🇬🇧, The Falkland Islands just got a brand new Governor, governor. Milei 🇦🇷 weeps as The Labor rosbifs take over the Tory bastards.