*~. 8 (“New Rose” —with a fast cover of The Beatles’ “Help!” on the B-side).

In local news :

Fucking George Harrison turned his mom’s age.

The Properties of Propaganda (Fuk This Shit on Up) with the Golden Canon of Page Construction

Golden Canon of Page Construction

It used to be [or so the story goes] that The Properties of Propaganda boared the SWINGING SIXTIES and the “phoney Beatlemania” crowd, but Julieta my love ‘the way things are going’ the only thing Swinging will be the ring of that truncheon thing. In any case and/or scenario don’t go preppin’ them “Spanish Bombs” just yet on account that Sánchez is drowning in CEUTA and that “gachupín” doesn’t even live near a river. 

MATHS for LIFE

Biology and arithmetic, so… in this section, the student will (unless s/he is of “virgin birth”) explain why in biology, unless youse a NEW MEXICO whiptail lizard or, a fucking komodo dragon (knot to be confused with ‘un dragoon cómodo) 1+1 equals Three.

Phoney “elements of style” are fine but keep’Em# for The Damned : Auteurs du premier single punk au Royaume-Uni… and if you Coq Suckers have been paying attention and eating your CHUCK Biscuits with Cocoa Puffs then you would know that the B-side of that first PUNK Rosbif is a Beatle cover of HELP, or SOCORRO if you live in New Mexico, USA, which is where you would CLASH with the Mescaleros if you ever got drunk at « Rosa’s Cantina » with Mr. Robbins who apparently stole a horse.