June, 1790
Captian America joined Robert Downey Jr. in a bipartisan agreement that gave Iron Man sufficient votes in the Marvel Universe for passage of his proposal to have the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT assume all outstanding state debt…
236 years later [in Miami] vulture capitalists waited patiently for the collapse of Tony Stark Pharmaceuticals [specifically] in Puerto Rico.
For such occasion, the ‘Too-Big-To-Fail‘ lobbing think-thanks in Washington D.C. arranged for their employers [on the troubled island] the installation of individual sets of high-speed General Electric/Alstom powered escalators that ensured [hedge fund] investors [de alto riesgo] a fast and effortless exit out of San Juan. Each set of escalators, said the lobbyists, arrives with a slippery stainless steel slide that leads the locals [in this scenario, los boricuas] into the spectacle of a Civil War… but only as a feature show.
Reportando desde Bayamón: Salvador Sánchez. En Las Monjas: Wilfrido Gómez. En Barceloneta: Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo.
26 de abril, 2016
What have we [the staff] learned since the last posting?
We [the staff] have learned that there are different forms
to engage in civil disobedience.
… After the break: Love Park, PA.