The Church of Man Love, narrated by Nicole Wallace.

Long are the Theys, since Hitler was the greatest thing since trekking fleece was Michael Schmidt staple top.

Now-a-days, 👔Schmidt is dressed, directed, —produced! Like a real re-porter with a crew.

And to celebrate “El Día de Los Muertos” on TELEMUNDO, mister Wallace himself tap dances a jarabe zapateado on the tomb of PRINT media  ⚰️⚱️🪦

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People who know Anand Giriharadas, know, that Jesus is sexier than Sadie, Krishna and, Kali herself.

Still to come on Capitalist Baseball news, the Bank of America boys try to explain why the Red Sox suck Mookie Betts’ balls ⚾⚾⚾ that’s KKK for strikeout not ALABAMA in the hoods.

And, Matt Damon… Fuck You Too!!!
Sin Celery, Al Pacino.

goooooo, Dodgers!

Fernando Valenzuela – 34 (also a 🐦‍⬛ in Baltimore).

After the 7th Inning Stretch, Jimmy Kimmel will not talk about “El Toro” de Etchohuaquila, but that is only because Mike Barnicle does not think that it takes 60 seconds to talk about “a fucking Mexican”, accross The Atlantic.