The five “f’s” of the Financial Times:

Horse meat for the masses.

And Willie Geist, happy Halloween ⚾… enjoy the bif steak 🇦🇷… but seriously, Mike “Bar Nicole”, have you tried the new A.I. beef from Milei? Tastes just like fake dog food.

As fake as a Play-Doh™️ground beef patty on Air Force One.

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