Speak softly and wear cheap sunglasses

Spectacles. €35 at the door, cheaper if you purchase your FITUR ticket online, just like with SHEIN in Paris.

Nice tangents en Michoacán vía Andalucía’s tracks, by-the-way, que oportunas las máscaras de los viejitos d’ese mismo estado mexicano en la Fería del Turismo en Andalucía*, nothing short of perfect timing to stand in solidarity with what is starting to look as like a clear cut shabby-ass maintenance 👨🏼‍🔧 procuration 👨🏼‍🏭 on the choo-choo 🚆 tracks on one hand and, plain-candid negligence on the wall that guillotined a second train in Catalunya.

All The Tracks that Fit… it’s a Wonder what corrugated tree pulp can be used for… right back at you Susana Poveda, right back at you, deer.

And then there’s the weather, an important factor on the third derailment in Spain, that one may could be blamed it on Divine Intervention because it seems that nothing major resulted from the mud on those tracks 🚧.

Contratiempos y malas suertes, cualquier parecido con el tren del Istmo en AMLOlandia es pura chingada coincidencia, la gestión nunca está en el error, y las tragedias siempre son buenas para la televisión o YouTube™️.

Hoy no hubo noticias, because as Laura Gómez relays from Madrid, “Everybody knew!”, and that’s not news, that’s ENTERTAINMENT, Ewe lovefool Ewe.