1.000.000.000 Dollars worth of exclamation points, and a wake-up.
Pardon Mí 🖕
Any 🦉 hoot, this is Last Week to They, and Öüï now returns to last Saturday on this Jesus Went To Heaven weekend and here is something that Capuchins comedians don’t want you to clip from a stupid The New York Times review: l’Ascension is just another way to remind us mortals about the day when Jesus of Nazareth got high as fuck... and then he went skateboarding.
Don’t Worry, be Catholic, just don’t expect the good life… those insufferable fucks, be happy and Kiss the Good Life, goodbye. Artificial Intelligence is going to strip that white collar job from your law firm.
This explains why Willie Geist wore bright red lipstick 💄 for today’s cold opening on The Morning Mika Show. Joe Scarborough meanwhile, went back to Pensacola, FLA, where Öüï finds him getting back into the Scarborough’s family business racket, that old trade called CARPET BAGGING.