Congratulations to France’s executive 🇫🇷 for not allowing his United Statian 🇺🇸 counterpart to get the middle-shot 📸 for the signing of The Pentagon’s capitulation memorándum, but most importantly for using a normal pen 🖊️ to sign his John Hancock at Versailles ⚜️.
Let The Music Play… for the record ⏺️ it was mister Emmanuel Macron who (would) end Trump’s war, but even Brigitte could do nothing about the underage debacle at Epstein’s island, the right approach would obviously be one where the WACs in The Philippines service soldier’s fallen obelisks.
Mommy’s alright, Daddy’s alright
They just seem a little weird
Surrender, surrender
But don’t give yourself away, hey, hey
Cheap ⚽ Trick
