The First 100 Naps and a dream of Sex in The Middle Ages

The Birth of Cuckold 🤌🏿… I can see for Miles 

🎺 Time After Time… For What It’s Worth

And, Alicia enCadenaDA, Eye don’t know if you noticed but this blog, ASEGOVIA3, is the blog that gives you Would.

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50 Years of Roosters in The ‘NAM🪞MAN… ahora mira a tus hijos porque te preguntarán, Kash Patel³

Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he ain’t gonna die
No, no, no oh,
you know he ain’t gonna die

NOBODY EXPECTS 🍎 THE SPANISH INQUISITION 

³~. Está Es Tu Vida… The Spanish F.B.I. de Summers, and I am talking about DAVID, not Sting’s Andy police, man.

Over at SIXTEEN Chapels, including that one in Rome where FRUITS, yes Kir, those fucking APPLES are turning into weapons of Mass Séduction.

Ink 🫟 this Ananas Giriharadas, ink this:

Never mind the details, Mika… The Devil is in the MARGINS… Gene Robinson at The Bezos Times calls IT!, marginalia on your Labia.

Saint Jérôme is a fucking idiot who knew shit about TRANSLATION in the IV century and less about THE UNITED FRUIT COMPANY in MATEHUALA. Cardinal Ximénez knew it and that is why you, Ewe, mister Ananas 🍍 if that is even your Real Name, EWE need to read FRUTOLOGÍAS (Taurus, 2025). It’s in Castellano, not Spanish… so don’t ask Jeremy to translate the tome for youse all. So pena of confusing PERI (hanging fruit, like say mis aguacates) for malum, which as Yoko Ono knows started the “cover your shame” with a fig leaf fad(o)at El Corte Inglés.

Now pay your taxes, or Don Quichotte is going to send Sancho to raid your bed. And only a Fool Would bet against Liverpool when The Canucks are changing horse in the first Day of Donald Trump’s reign of GRAFT.