My name is Armando Segovia and Epigmenio González approves this segment.
It’s Story Time, Pablo 🇵🇭 Torre…
but first! A Filipino walks into the U.S. Consulate in Paris.
Hilarity ensues when the outsourced security detail send the Asian-pacifico to the HR Department to submit his employment application.
And, Alicia Menendez, if you did your homework then you should know that Eye has no pity for a foo’ who goes by the name of “GRAbiel”… i have a pair and ♣️ 428 grams, watt’CHA-got, Licha, whatcha got?
Ewe just stood there screening.
… and, Niño Luc, you son-ov-a-birch, da’Fuck do Ewe know about My Friend, of Missouri? I for one hand 👌🏿 can relay to Marjolaine Kalten Portier-Bach that the son-ov-a-Gun started out as a bad, bad, baaaahhhd Cardinal ♦️.