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Professor Joe Butcher starts the āremote transactionā LIVE from the OLYMPATEC MEDITATION INSTITUTEā¦ a known Front for the Cā450 Showerhead trafficking Syndicate.
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Synopsis:
The Sanchez cartel contacts superstar televangelist conman Kenneth Copeland to triangulate a closed-circuit āgift rallyā between Professor Joe Butcher, The front-man; Dermont Hoggins, the Kingpin; and, DoƱa GaGa, the influencer. The ping-pong racket āis a put onā from the old time TELEPHONE āTITHINGSā and adapt the āfundraisingā with a known fip radio (a French radio station) phanatic BILLIONAIREāS technology which 21st Century followers call āthe twitterāā¦ or something like d.A.T.
ā¦ Note to Willie Geist: Donāt you forget, Willie Geist, that Senator Kennedy is part of that alumni where you Sir, hail from. āVā is for Vander VhAT? D.A.T. is you knowāTune In but itās Alright, D.A.T. is Eye Thinks that Oxford āUā canāt remember a Southern ādrawlā ever roaming the halls of the House that the Black Adder built.
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Meanwhile in a parallel universe, where nothing is real (itās nothing but numbers) and nothing to get bummedāout about, the pork holocaust industry scores one for the Sioux, and if looks could kill, South Dakota would re-elect the governor of that state WHO ignores the āCity Slickersā only malady.
Over at the Voice of America, Americans discover food banks, and the Only thing One has To Fear (for those in NEED) is D.A.T. One has no wheels, because if ONE needs to get in line (then those in need) better ARRIVE IN A CAR, because you know, itās the way HENRY FORD would have wanted it. Also, Garret Haike just got ran over by the ātailā of a wide load ātrunkā.
R.I.P. Garrett Haike, W.H.O. got runāover by a speeding truckā¦ license plate from South Dakota and witnesses at the scene describe a āSnow Queenā at the wheel [3], W.H.O. sources with a privileged view (probably from the inside of an automobile) claim that the wide load truck driver was flipping the bird at a Speed Radar [89].
[3] Jeff Bahr (February 3, 2011). āSnow Queen title meant opportunity for Noemā. Aberdeen News. Archived from the originalĀ on March 29, 2012. Retrieved September 10,2011.
[89] Woster, Kevin (September 5, 2010). āNoem apologizes for traffic citationsā. Rapid City Journal. Retrieved September 6,Ā 2010.
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Garrett got ran over by a Rental
reporting from The Dallas Fair Grounds gate
You can say thereās no such thing
as rackets,
but the truck was full of shower heads
.::. 56BEDE01-CAEC-4E23-BFCC-851FE8A061FC š¦Indeed, another news reporter struck down by the GaGa Showerhead Syndicate, witnesses at the scene claim that a flock of local hoodlums known as āJerryās Kidsā cleared the alley behind the Dallas State Fair Grounds before a posse of Texas Rangers arrived to write the police report. Oh, the humanity. AUSSI, Purple Pundit, please inform Sean Penn in El Ey, that The TimeStamp on this epithet is in Hawaii Standard Time, which happens to be on the opposite side of the Central Nato Times Sun DIAL.Ā