Today’s Special:
Mushrooms con Peyote:
à la mode de la Hoya,
prepared by: Chef Dangerfield
Your Waiter for tonight, Mrs. Wallace,
will bee Derek Drunkard and nevermind the bear, it’s part of the show.
…[A]nd in the Role of Donald Trump’s Attorney-at-law, William Barr.:B0AD6F99-3093-49EA-96F0-C29DC784D034 •|• Oscar de La Hoya.
Shop at Monsanto, and please don’t forget to shoot your messenger. We [the staff] report, and we regret to inform you that Derek is correct, Ana is Isis.
