But first, You’ve Got Mail. Overnight RUSH delivery for the Ouverture… you are going to like the way you look, Eye guarantees, IT! SYRIA-us-Lee.
Special Delivery for Caro from France jazz a Meep, Audrey Stu-Po-🐝⛷️. Congratulations you’ve been chosen to play the role of the beloved Beaker muppet on The Rachel Madow Show. Your mission, if chose to accept, IT!, is to be Susan’s birthday cake pop-up girl.
You Can Keep Your Hat On
In local news, The French Touched are favorable to re-establishing the military 🎖️ draft, Sources close to The Ministry of Gwar Gear warn that the first skill that new recruits will get training on is BASEBALL ⚾… European theater Gwar Chiefs all agree 💯 that SPRING is the perfect season to iron-out The Kinks from John Fogarty’s CENTERFIELD.
Ladies in Gemini from The Piggly Wiggly Street Corner, IT’S WILLIE AND THE po’ BOYS.
… and now, the moment you’ve all been avoiding, Blossom 🌼 Hoes with Susan’s wife on TRMS. Meep, Meep.
Happy Birthday Susan — Meep–meep. Go fish now.
But SYRIA-us-LEE, Manuel Valls, seriously… are you ready for the new arrivals 🛬 🎈 of “Talents-et-Competences” from the Orient Jesus Freaks refugees CLUB?