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IT don’t mean A Thing if?

[And Armando Álvarez responds]

So… now you fuckers are “appropriating” my lizards heatwaves, eh? … what’s next, my Tunas de tunis?

— What is, “if it ain’t got that betaCYANin!”

[And Gael García Bernal goes]

Motherfucker, you stain deeper than the Dipper Shade of Soul. What are you, ¿a Cancer curing cactus?

Any güey, when at Saint–Merri, o mismo en San José de Las Panochas de Las Moras*:

La Moral* aquí y en Cartagena es un Árbol que produce moras, para que Morena-Francia tenga fuerzas para seguir con la farsa de don MacUSpanO

reprenez des forces avant d’aller plus loin rumbo a la ASS–em-blée de la rue de los Ve-re-rie-reros del 75004.

Deer, professor Isaacson, it is futile to cover that cup, them flyboys are all over IT.

Got pills? Cousin Joe Gknows what [the staff] is “typing” Dr. Walter, about.

The Following is adressed to Ivanka Trump de Jared… o algo así (Ivanka always ends up on Top of Donald anyhow).

!Señorahhhhh!!!!

Tired of them’Fly–on–the–Wall reporters?

LABORATORIOS CAMACHO ; in partnership with oscar de la hoya boxing and Bernardo gómez productions presents, a Quentin Tarantino story, because that is all that the French recognize as an El Paso “original”… kill bill, my A$$.

The Bill Stays! And you are welcome Gael and Siren!… and for the record fuck the [poor] souls who’ve never tasted a buttery LoBster, because that is an essential part of hitting:

Rock [LoBster] Bottom, and she likes IT ; she like[s] to hit Rock [botton] LoBster. That Lady, Liberty ; eye tell ewe.

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