Please standby for time adjustment turbulence while Tulsi Gabbard reads Elon Musk’s moves while Marco Rubio is exercising on the hamster wheel 🎡.
Eye reckoned that, It Ain’t Necessarily ZoSo. Now go get your ShoeShine Box, bolero… and PASS this message to Raquel: bitch better have my Alimony.
It’s been a long time since the rock and roll …
IV
Over at El Espinazo del Diablo, en Durango, “tariff turism” crashed with a loose tractor trailer and la N’vidia de Elon Musk went on Kudlow’s Fox.
The Immigrant Song… going to the Hotel California.
Over at the U.N. Security Council, it’s the Wall Street Comedy Show, featuring The Tesla Chainsaw Sell-Off.
Issy—les—Rednecks
That’s right Elon, you’re not from Texas and in the next segment I (Armando Segovia) switch the joke to Monterrey, Nuevo León, because you might get a selfie with a governor that was all NECK and no SPINE, but that doesn’t make your electric ego “regio”, nada mas por decir.
With that in mind… ¹If you, as a high-ranking government official and/or executive body leader of any-giving-country on this Earth, ²bent over backwards to entice Telsa to invest in your political campaign, at the expense of your local natural resources, or your constituent’s showering habits, ³~. You might be a redneck.
But Siria-U.S.-Lee, why is The Saudi Crowned Prince in Saudi Arabia not talking about yesterday’s purge of Eastern Jesus Freaks? Why Kier Simmons, why?
It doesn’t matter, the Philippines now have the distinction of having a former president arrested by the World Cup cops.