
In Local news…
A disgruntled correspondent from the foreign press was arrested at the vicinity of Le Palais de Tokio by the French Gendarmerie (those motherfuckers), the perp was charged with screaming out for the daughter of Aphrodite, claiming that he in turn was The God of Thunder ⚡… The lunatic’s name was witheld by the Authorities but Évry body knew that it was one of those SIMMONS 👅 on the peacock 🦃 band.
… according to Hoyle, the next five years are a go, and a legitimately modest victory for a 3rd re-elected French président³, Emmanuel Macron is already shopping for “para soles” in case it rains in Qatar during the opening of the most opulent World of Soccer ⚽ cup.
³.~ The Architect and original ‘Jupiter‘ at Thee Champ de MARS, ∴ François Mitterrand ∴;
The Gourmand del Pueblo, Jacques Chirac;
https ://www .france24 .com /en /video /20190926 –jacques-chirac-was-just-such-huge-character-would-fill-room
and Emmanuel Macron.
Across the Atlantic, Bernie Sanders cues in the turkey scene on our double-feature presentation of:
EYE GOTCHA!
