De coup, Mme. Macron… never mind the “salamander”, period!

I’m tellin’ ya Dom 🎻, we have to stop meeting at Franche Musique chez de toi… I’m working, deer. But if Lula puts that little bird from your region at the 15éme de París, on one of his Cruzeiros it’s the end of América. Not to mention, Wonder Wimen’. The Universo, young lady, is not as big as Jupiter makes it out to be. I been around, IT!, At least a dozen times… Issy, Dom 🎻, Eye Still Haven’t Found Dépêche Mode.

https ://www .radiofrance .frz /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /carte-blanchea-dom-la-nena-2903658

Issy, Señora primera dama, I don’t think that the next character needs any introduction, heck just mention the code Mme Nyssen [Ministère de la culture / Actes Sud] and the pompous extravagance of La Kerschovas in rags [complete with Tatibags] appears smacked in the middle of the zebra crossroads between Lagrange and Monge at The Maub.

Working at the car* wash

Yes, HARTISTASÖüï-KNOW-dis, some they say even have the gall, The Gall, France! The gall of going full Sumo wrestler in full John Belushi regalia at LA Lucha Libre next to that fucker, The Cardinal Lemonade, next casi esquina con La Diagonal to La Sorbonne.


Anyhow, Señora Macronista⁸, as l’ancienne wife {no pun intended} of the former mono 🐵  in charge of the Ministry of Economics 🙈, Industry 🙊 and Digital Affairs 🙉 under el mapache catalán, Manuel Valls 🦝 during the Hollande 🦤 administration of México 🇲🇽 in France 🇫🇷, you really didn’t think that the spectacle of The Year of Mexico in France whole purpose involved the economic and cultural development between l’Élysée and Chapultepec³, now did you, Mme. Macron?

Courtesy of Les Publivores 🐶 🍝 🐺 y El Alternativo de La Nueva República (05/2011).

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Grab Him By The Monedero 👛…

Pink monederos… from the CREATORS of  « The Spanish Inquisition »  and “The Life of BRYAN” comes the story of  MONY KA.


And, Roger Pérezno pun intended, but I bet you a real beer that tonight or tomorrow morning, the FAG patrol at “La Bagagerie” are going to be mentioning the code, “Mony Ka” because that is what they are and that is what they do. Them fello’s parrot what their *padrino tells them to utter when I am ear-shot distance from their un_happy life, una bola de putos, en toda la extensión de la palabra, y eso no tiene nada que ver con su sexualidad.

for the record, friends don’t let Foxes drink “piss water”, anyhow.
In another Phantasy Island, Alexi Maccamond is the new host of Montalbán’s old gig, Willie GEIST method-shrinks into a French midget.

Pilot Episode:

The Plane! Ms. Rourke, the plane!


Reinheitsgebot 🍻 PROST! Alain, prost! MaddaFakka 🍻.

This segment was paid-for by PABST BLUE RIBBON.


“Americana” that was paraphrased, as a protest.

Hey, Negrita!

Nevermind the chihuahuese under THAT bridge… he is a César DUARTE operative (Ruta México 2010).

Warning: if you are easily offended, Öüï not only recommends that you curb your WHITE GUILT on the spot, but that you also [kindly] get off of your high and might horse.


🎶 Shame on a nigga who try to RUN game on a nigga.


if you happen to be a HOUSE NIGGER like the one named  Clarence Thomas at the Supreme Court of The United States of America, then your lovely r/HOT WIFE knows exactly why THE WORD “nigger” resuscitated on the Third THEY¹, went up to heaven², down to hell³, —over to the purgatory and most certainly to that other joint called LIMBO, and told all you MEXICAN motherfuckers at the OCDE, to go fuck each other at the 15ème Division de Montparnasse. Serge Gainsbourg is waiting for you sons of bitches with Screamin’ Jay Hawkins.


The Niggers are out but The Woman can stay… Go ahead, say it! Say that I am the racist for telling you how things went down at the Country 🏌️ Club as the National Rifle Association “MASTERS ⛳ Cup” was on the streams 🎻.

https ://en .as .com /other_sports /2023-masters-at-augusta-national-day-1-recap-n/

¿Y su agüita de limón de qué sabor se la damos, güerita?

Dear, Jonathan Capa-corazao’ … Be happy that the two black expelled Tennesseans didn’t get charged with RAPE!

In local news, following the raid by The Police at the roof of the Falafel House during the 9th Edition of National Sports They, a radical nigger who went by the name Jesus of Nazareth, a known basterd’ in the “garde à vue” bistro circuit was placed under a rest, yes Ewe read correctly, Jesus was placed under a rest, and then the nigger was CRUCIFIED at [I shit you not] MOUNT BALDY, which is CALVA if youse latin, or GOLGOTHA Hills if you follow the Aramaic section of El Ey…

Gospel-singing divas at the site relay that at around the Sunset, and for the first time since that incident with the Elders in Egypt, the Superstar had not felt betrayed by the PSG.

PSG is a great club and a great family, but it is certainly not Kylian Saint-Germain.”

Kylian Mbappe.

https ://www .reuters .com /lifestyle /sports /mbappe-distances-himself-psg-promotional-video-2023-04-06/


…Amen, my nigga! Amén.

Over in Finland, a tale of Tati-bag-tottin


La coincidencia entre la visita del presidente francés a China y la de SU PAR de Taiwán a Estados Unidos hace más difícil que Emmanuel Macron escape a la “lógica de bloques” entre Pekín y Washington. Beijing denuncia una “provocación” estadounidense y promete represalias. 

³… ToºTéºMíºCAToºTéºMíºCA!!!


Cuentos Chinos en Tennessee, vía “Poderoso Victoria”. And Live from San José de Las Panochas, it’s “Atando Cabos”.

Tennessee… this is how Freedom dies. And now the Death of American exceptionalism and the Re-birth of A Nation.

https ://www .facinghistory .org /resource-library /outlawingopposition


Tuesday’s Gone, Happy Gilmore… tus they’s, —gone.

Classified liners.


For the record, let the Florida Federation of French Francophiles know that our correlations are KNOT necessarily designed to imply causation. With that in mind, keep on crapping on a Golden Toilet and flush the seat-paper liner with your load.

Aussi, I don’t select the news cycle, I only see the preliminaries ahead of the drop³, such is the case of that American Relic from the other THEY at that Réel 2023 film compétition at the Georges Pompidou Center… 🚽 📹 🎸.

https ://www .cnews .fr /videos /france /2023-04-06 /reforme-des-retraites-THE NEW GENERAL SECRETARY OF THE CGT SOPHIE BINET REFUSES TO ANSWER CNEWS

³~. Or as the old Chinese proverb DICTATES:
Before the shit hits the fans…

There’s Something About Dom, she’s probably just Moonstruck over that “average little devil ».


We find La Kerschovas whipping the Fin’s Special Forces into shape, not that the Fin’s Spec Op’s éléments need to be whipped into shape, but Denisa just got wind of the competition at The New School of The Americas en Churubusco, and Denisa is not about to let the Fin’s Special Forces be outdone by “los mamones tostados” de John Leguizamo en la pa’lte latina de América en Chapultepec.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /franceinter /podcasts /geopolitique /geopolitique-du-jeudi-06-avril-2023

That’s Bull, frog!

Now, if miste’l L’esidente from Pue’lto Rrrrico is knot reading this, then he should know that Benny Blanco from the Bronx is the one who snitch your Tigres del Norte moonlight act.

With that in mind mister Lengüizamo, allow Mí  to be the first to relay to Ewe lo que dice Pedro Navajas:

 [L]adies in Gemini, la version dominicana de MAC THE KNIFE 🔪 just boarded “la lancha”… Chanoc is already grilling a ‘los tiburones’ y en especial a TINTORERA 🦈.

https ://www .imdb .com /title /Pedro Navajas/ Acapulco Eternal Siesta / cut

Cigarros de Hong Kong.

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