No insistas Suzi:
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Happy Birthday Hemingway… 19 days later, Kurt Cobain would get the inspiration for that famous line: Come As You Are… I swear that I don’t have a gun.
The Federal Communications Commission in WaWa Land just rolled out a “3-digit dialing code for individuals in crisis”, the hotline was inspired by Dr. Oz’s 1980 debut album, The Blizzard of Istanbul.
If you are feeling that wine is no longer fine and that whisky is quicker you might want to give the 988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline a try… coma frutas y verduras y consulte a su curandero.
This has been a public service announcement
from your Paris Tourism Board which reminds all TRAVELING ∴ frogs ∴ that if you do plan on commiting SUICIDE, don’t be a sucker, get yourself a Vacation Package to the United States and just walk down any YELLOW BRICK ROAD, operators are standing-by and ready to take you out on account that the U.S. Congress has not approved an “active shooter” three-digit number.