Deer, Panterita-ciervo:
If Phillipe Labro (Nº ☯️👨👦👦 ) is already savoring the spoils of the French colonies then you know that what you are reading right now is Time-synched to the only Colony that the U.S. recognizes, which of course is Hawaii (punto y coma) Alaska was a purchase, and all the rest of the territories, except maybe for the Virgin Islands, —are backyards/outhouse… WASHINGTON, D.C. is the Pentagon’s bitch.
Witt, Alex in mind, i remind all of the people who talk behind my back (those are the cowards) o mismo those who wear a mask on under the sanitary one that covers the domain of a medical field called otorhinolaryngology, that i, armando segovia, can read past your innuendos (those are the faggots)… with a double “g” porque son Bien PuuuuuTooooos.
Don Guillermo wishes to know, inquire and why Knot demand from your « Sixième Science », page 22 of Nº 3644, if that chorizo del Toro comes with Rocky Mountain Oysters?
Benicio, our copy editor is curious if the dish is kosher, or SIN cuir Session?
With that in mind, we now turn it over to Zapantera Rosa en Télégraphe M 11, where our correspondent, Heracles Tempest is interviewing a mini mi version of (wait for, IT!, wait…
_ and Jonathan AP… i don’t mind you’re your sorry Boston ass taking over The KC Orioles, but Pleeeeease, stop reading the teleprompter with the signature Zerlina Williams, –pause… and stick to bashing Willie Geist.
In Umpire/Empire News:
In hopes to beter understand Baseball and its Ruhles, the French sent a little girl from the 50’s to infiltrate the King of Sports. Yeah, Buddy, that there is Champ, but pay no attention to the pedigree, he’s a mutt and that pastor is going to keep an eye on that bitch.
Still to come, Aussi… let’s knot take it too far, Sidney.