Memo to: Cerf-panthére… “early in the morning don’t [Ewe] step on my Blue suade Choose »

Deer, Panterita-ciervo:

If Phillipe Labro (Nº ☯️👨‍👦‍👦 ) is already savoring the spoils of the French colonies then you know that what you are reading right now is Time-synched to the only Colony that the U.S. recognizes, which of course is Hawaii (punto y coma) Alaska was a purchase, and all the rest of the territories, except maybe for the Virgin Islands, —are backyards/outhouse… WASHINGTON, D.C. is the Pentagon’s bitch.

Pedro Navajas is a fag!
… but He’s not a faggot, period and the green HasteRisk is set to Los Hilos de Sasha Montenegro, —en Hawaii, güey.

Witt, Alex in mind, i remind all of the people who talk behind my back (those are the cowards) o mismo those who wear a mask on under the sanitary one that covers the domain of a medical field called otorhinolaryngology, that i, armando segovia, can read past your innuendos (those are the faggots)… with a double “g” porque son Bien PuuuuuTooooos.

Denis! Denis Soula! Zat’Ewe—you slut… you feeling sexy esta tarde en Vienna?

Don Guillermo wishes to know, inquire and why Knot demand from your « Sixième Science », page 22 of Nº 3644, if that chorizo del Toro comes with Rocky Mountain Oysters?

“A todos los que quieren y aman el fútbol »

Benicio, our copy editor is curious if the dish is kosher, or SIN cuir Session?

With that in mind, we now turn it over to Zapantera Rosa en Télégraphe M 11, where our correspondent, Heracles Tempest is interviewing a mini mi version of (wait for, IT!, wait…

Any güey that Cerf-panthére looks at it, tonight’s feature presentation is brought to you by El Chamuco. Long story short the match went to penalties and leave it to Spain to finish what France  (alone) could not.

_ and Jonathan AP… i don’t mind you’re your sorry Boston ass taking over The KC Orioles, but Pleeeeease, stop reading the teleprompter with the signature Zerlina Williams, –pause… and stick to bashing Willie Geist.

In Umpire/Empire News:

Previously on Louise Michel gets ejected from the mound at the Pershing Baseball Memorial Field à Vincennes (punto y coma) Julien and the other two chicks are at the mound and Edith Piaf replaced Michel. —_*!*_— The Yankees (those motherfuckers), being the fucking Yankees that they are immediately signed Little Louise… and ss far as the Italy v. Belgium match result …

In hopes to beter understand Baseball and its Ruhles, the French sent a little girl from the 50’s to infiltrate the King of Sports. Yeah, Buddy, that there is Champ, but pay no attention to the pedigree, he’s a mutt and that pastor is going to keep an eye on that bitch.

Still to come, Aussi… let’s knot take it too far, Sidney.

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