đź—Ł Extra! Extra!
• Ingenuity helicopters a Red section of Helios territory
In SPORTS:
Bobby Beasley takes pole at The 150th R.A.T.P.* Wacky Poetry Race á la Île-de-France.
— To celebrate the occasion el restaurant-bar “El Olimpo“ de La Colonia ROMA was awarded the contract to slice the carpaccio out of the elephants and other assorted exotic beasts from the Municipal Zoo Ă Vincennes. Celebrity A-list for this gala includes Mario Vargas Llosa,  Enrique Peña  Nieto, a Su Majestad El Rey [de España] y, por supuesto al papá de LuĂs Miguel.
[Illustration of thinly sliced Elephant from the Vincennes Municipal Zoo]
đź—Ł Extras! Extras in Paris!!! Get your Extras before they go the way of le pain perdu.
The choice of the new generation… Coke is for wetbacks, y la budWAYser pa’braceros. .:. A quick programming note: NON-readers of this blog are reminded that the month of April 2021 will allot a portion of its space to Last Month’s news To They as part of Spring clean-up and maintenance.
• Not to be outmoxied by NIKE, La Pecsi (a PepsiCo subsidiary in the Golden Triangle in México) lands deal on Red Hot Issue involving aliens.
đź—Ł Extra, extraaaaterrexistential news. Get your extraaaaterrexistential news before they switch it over to Jupiter.
Bianca se SalvĂł, because Inka ran out of tinta, and so Nic, Nic had to drop a letter from his jolly good name.
In the mean time, in Hilo, Hawaii, it’s 10 pm — at the Police Commissariat near Alesia (75014) the time there is already Tuesday (punto y coma) meet us over at Page 6 of last month’s La Crise de La Croix du Covid–19 of N° 41972 de LA CROIX.
Jump to page 6 of LA ✝️.