🎶🗣 Shockolate Au Lait… mum, mum, mum—mum, ummm

Quartz12… Chocolate au lait, indeed.

As a drunk socialist, Cousin Joe, I am speechless .:. CA12A53D-AC8D-4E43-826D-246E6D79D141 🗣 Extra Extra! Knot to be undone by The Ari Melber Show, FRANCE INFO will be interroGATEing Gates at 2 a.m. in EST / 0800 hours in CET… Those Sneaky Basterds. ✍🏼 And Willie Geist, did i happen to mention that The interview is going to be in French!!! The Gall of these Frogs. These is THE REASON, Soledad O’Brian, why nobody understood his 2015 BULLETIN on A Pandemic. Because the Mécénartiste was de-briefing the French. BUT WAIT… There is MOOREEEEEE! The man is giving away [encouraging, pues] THE SOLUTIONS without showing the WO’ik… thank god for BFM’er TV who make me show their Boats. Which, as Former senator Claire Mccas NOW knows is a TITANIC endeavor 🐰. FRANCE INFO… I’m coming to get you. Wanna know why? Because MARS Mom keeps me up on Way Too Early—so don’t be late… like that mule-riding Republican honcho, Muppet Steele.

Breaking the News: U.S. State Department issued a bulletin (whatever that means) warning Americans to not TRAVEL to The United States because of a terrorist warning. At this time those already stuck in the United States are not required to take their shoes off.

Still to come… French presidents say Da’DARNnnnn–dest things.

But FO’ist!!!

Saxifrage en Sax major .:. 87707642-035C-4A0D-871F-BE6128908530 .:. In local news it turns out that the president of La France is a Pedro PicaPiedra aficionado, it’s TWUE!!! MadaFaka—Check The Roots. It’s right there on the Front Page of the Dec. 24th edition of 2020. Seriously, check the roots on the Piedra Picada. 🌸 I lost count of how many Pedros, Peters, and Piedras he lanzado en este mes.

Musical Guest: POISON IVY

Over in Miss’Ourra… Claire McCaskill brought out her lazy chair because she wants Mí to paint her as a French Whore… It’s a Titanic proposition, but what a heck… Kansas City here I Come.

Song Seth: TALK DIRTY TO Mí

Quick programming note:
Deer-sirene, Eye wishes to remind yo’Silly ass that Karl’s soul in the form of a Bichon Fraise remains by our side; and Aussi, you seductive cunt, Larry King —WHO just settled in as he awaits his transfer— remains an optimist and, Denis Soula should know that GLORIA is a fucking Trophy Wife… Issy, Charlotte BibRING, Eye loves it when your sultry voice talks Dirty to Mí, you provocative twat. Wanna try again?

And, —Cousin Joe… did i happen to mentioned that Republican honcho and Maryland Seminary school-lad, Michael Steele is at the mound? For the record, i didn’t want him on our side of the line-up, but Camilo Cienfuegos remains “incomunicado” because of a recent embargo. It’s the bottom of the FO’ist and The BLADERUNNER MEMORIAL Stadium is hosting a sold-out crowd.

The previous hit is still in play and there is one out on the scheduled Triple play… And,—AP LaMire, what’s with that Saudi Arabian crematorium set that yo’ass is transmitting from, you are not fooling anybody with that formaldehyde bottle behind you.

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