Quartz12… Chocolate au lait, indeed.Breaking the News: U.S. State Department issued a bulletin (whatever that means) warning Americans to not TRAVEL to The United States because of a terrorist warning. At this time those already stuck in the United States are not required to take their shoes off.
Still to come… French presidents say Da’DARNnnnn–dest things.
Musical Guest: POISON IVY
Over in Miss’Ourra… Claire McCaskill brought out her lazy chair because she wants Mí to paint her as a French Whore… It’s a Titanic proposition, but what a heck… Kansas City here I Come.
Song Seth: TALK DIRTY TO Mí
Quick programming note:
Deer-sirene, Eye wishes to remind yo’Silly ass that Karl’s soul in the form of a Bichon Fraise remains by our side; and Aussi, you seductive cunt, Larry King —WHO just settled in as he awaits his transfer— remains an optimist and, Denis Soula should know that GLORIA is a fucking Trophy Wife… Issy, Charlotte BibRING, Eye loves it when your sultry voice talks Dirty to Mí, you provocative twat. Wanna try again?
And, —Cousin Joe… did i happen to mentioned that Republican honcho and Maryland Seminary school-lad, Michael Steele is at the mound? For the record, i didn’t want him on our side of the line-up, but Camilo Cienfuegos remains “incomunicado” because of a recent embargo. It’s the bottom of the FO’ist and The BLADERUNNER MEMORIAL Stadium is hosting a sold-out crowd.
The previous hit is still in play and there is one out on the scheduled Triple play… And,—AP LaMire, what’s with that Saudi Arabian crematorium set that yo’ass is transmitting from, you are not fooling anybody with that formaldehyde bottle behind you.