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… and Tina Turner went:
Six Minutes… Six Minutes… Six Minutes, and then add at least TWO More, but only if your hands are like D.A.T. D.A.R.E “Old Dirty Bastard”, —nails. If youse a regular “Chuck”, then Twenty Seconds should do the trick.
In Ohio news, please be advised D.A.T. the idiots in the so-called “Make america great again” are in no way represented by the ADJECTIVE “that”, the PRONOUN “that”, the DEMONSTRATIVE “that”; and AS It! Will INDICATE, D.A.T. is definitively NOT a RELATIVE of ÇA!
And, PLEASE, please, please,— PLEASE! Don’t you D.A.R.E. bunch the ADVERB “there” with Donald John Trump, and furthermore, A.M. Joy, if that is your real time-slot on “the new Republican Brady Bunch”, ON D.A.T. Issue, the ADVERB “there” will join LÀ (con acento, —of course) in EL LAY, for some Mexican RICE—VOILÀ!
In the BOOK Review section of this most non–Consequential blog, we [the staff] are happy to relay to our non–reading audience at the Associated Press, D.A.T., “Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag”, INDEED, Ladies in Gemini, former U.S. National Security Advisor, Susan Rice, has awarded u.s. the task of TRANSLITERATING to Castellano her Book, “Pandemics for dummies”. Ms. Rice requested that we [the staff] make it easy to read for the Andrés Manuel López Obrador cabinet officials (y para doña Tati Clouthier, también) so we [the staff] went ahead and started with the TITLE: PANDEMÍAS PARA PENDEJOS
Over in New Jersey, “Knuckleheads” be warned! Former Philadelphia mayor illegitimate son, Joshua Johnson and a masked (and dressed to kill) catholic choir go-go girl Linsey Riser are ready to fight. and with D.A.T., Rev. Sharpton öüï’s gonna call it the night; the staff promises to insert the “visuals” for the test as the night develops. Anygüey Rev., it’s James Brown’s birthday and happening right now on this side of the S.P.E.C.T.R.U.M., Rick James is opening up the Celebration with a mashup of “Get On The Good Foot“ and “Super Freak… to the Bone”.