Sponsored by Jabón del Perro Agradecido, de Laboratorios Héctor “el macho” Camacho.Attention students, all detention sessions will bee held at the Albert King Hall. You are required to bring a Nº2 pencil, and nevermind el “papelito”.
Potty mouths must bring a toothbrush, Stevie “the janitor” Vaughn will Bee providing the S.U.D.S..
—Ashley, don’t hog the entire S.O.A.P., please divide the “cascade” between the rest of the potty mouths.
— Think Double Trouble, girl, ShortStop to 2nd and SAX to First.
— Little Bobby Muller, stop sucking Little Willy Barr’s pecker. Get that piece of JABÓN ZOTE ALL THE WAY BACK TO THAT MUELA DEL JUICIO OF YOURS.
— Yeah, “boy”, get that brush deep in that molar.
— Nicole, where’s yor Nº2? How many times has the Rev. Jackson told you not to mark the “papelitos” with the Sharpie®️, that ink is reserved to ID the Laundry Bags.
— Girl, what is it about you Orange County knotts berry fems. Here, and don’t forget where you got it from, eh!
Little Nicole (1984):
— Dude, THEY are ten cents a dozen!
— Nicole, just read page 85 and brush your mouth while you are at it. And please, En•un•Sí•eyt.
— Little Timmy, mind your own brush. And don’t encourage that future pundit.
— Now, everybody open up the booklet sticky–tacked to the bottom of your desk, and don’t stop brushing.
— Open your booklet to page 3 and, “if Chuck Todd’s republic is ah—rocking don’t bother knocking, because « if the HOUSE is a rockin’ », don’t bother knocking COME ON INN”.
and YES, migra: happiness, motherfucker, is a warm GUN.